ARE YOU REALLY THIS STUPID?
Apparently information isn’t doing the trick. Those PSAs aren’t reaching the audience. The numerous tales of relapsing addicts, overdosing teenagers and ruined lives are spinning past you like a broken record.
How else can I explain that, despite the fact that the bulk of the human population of Bon Temps is caught on one big mind warped bender, one member of the populace has still managed to gain a reputation as the go to source for breathers looking to score V?
I don’t know this person’s identity, though I imagine I’m not the only undead interested in finding out.
But this is not an inquisition. It’s an appeal, both to those who would purchase vampires’ blood and the individual selling it. And no, I’m not going to rely on the current tactic, remind you that the drug is addictive, deadly and could well prove a one way ticket to a life any right minded person would wish to avoid at all costs. Because apparently some of you could care less what V can do to you.
So instead, I’ll remind you that the dangers of V extend past the drug itself. Because unlike other narcotics, this one comes from a source with sharp teeth, extraordinary strength, and, at times, a short temper. Forget avoiding the authorities, or your parents. Those who deal in V run the risk of being caught by something far worse.
To be certain, I’m not outright saying that vampires have an open policy of harming humans that use V. But at the same time, with so many vampires killed and drained, I just have to believe there’s at least one or two undead who would welcome the opportunity to issue payback.
And these undead don’t take kindly to excuses. So whatever reason you’ve come up with to justify your act, whether you’re using the money to fund your education, donate to charity, or buy a new pair of shoes, please trust me when I say it’ll make no difference to the vampire who catches you in the act.
August 28th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
I think, that is Maudette Pickins brother. he has been on a down hill spirel since her death. Vampires had nothing to do with it BTW.
These people have no idea if they are getting the “Real Thing” even if they are.. it must be laced with PCP. The dam Drainers want to make it stretch as much as they can for $. It will do not good to Just Say No. Didn’t work then, won’t work now.
All I know is when I drink from my boyfriend, I am not effected in that way, because it is pure and he is careful not to over cook me.
The sellers of V should be taken out and fast in other words drain the Fuc*ers
August 28th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
Oddly enough. I have heard of vampires who are looking for an extra buck and will tap themselves. Crazy times we live in.
August 29th, 2009 at 12:13 am
Honestly if u wanna do V that badly just find a vampire beg for imortal life and get killed. It’ll do everybody a favor. Otherwise if ur human enjoy your life that’s full of sunlight and if ur a vampire sellin V I suggest you grow up so some other vamps don’t hunt u down and stake u.
August 29th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Screw it… it’s time to say something here. If someone or something wants to do something or put something in their body it should be their right to do so without others trying to interfere if that individual is considered an adult.
As a Vampire I’ve been around long enough to know that humans and narcotic substances have gone hand in hand since pretty much the dawn of humanity.
I see nothing wrong with stupid humans drinking our blood for narcotic purposes, what I do find detestable is draining a vampire for the source of their desires.
Get what you want, but don’t hurt others. Aside from that I don’t get it, we know what our blood can do, we know what it allows us to do and we know what it does for humans, just give them what they want and tax and regulate it. We don’t need to start eviscerating people because someone at some point in time wanted to buy or sell some V.
Everywhere else in the world except North America is starting to see the war on drugs for what it really is… a waste of time and money when profits can be made… even at the expense of a “well led and drug free” life. Let the humans make their own decisions… we already control them enough.
August 29th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Sin tax.? Vat tax? Jay, others will get hurt because there is always a number of knuckleheads, that would ruin it for the rest. These people go out right crazy and hurt and kill innocent people. humans.
Should there V Parlors like Opium Parlors.? You might remember them
Washington can’t even regulate it’s self, How could they keep track of Drainers or Donners?
Jay, is this because of the Great Revelation. that there these problems?Now thinking about Opium Parlors could have been easy pick’ins for Vampires to feed.
August 29th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
The so-called V problem is way overblown. I’ve got a vamp friend I buy a little blood from time to time. I bought from him/her(I won’t confirm even his/her gender on this site) a few times during college when I needed to pull an all-nighter before a big test. After college was finished I stopped using for nearly a year. Then I got a job that sometimes requires me to to pull 20 hour workdays into order to do the best job possibly. I occasionally buy V to help with this.
Despite all the talk of addiction, I have gone months at a time without using V and without suffering the slightest cravings. I use V to stay awake and enhance performance on vital occasions. No one is harmed by this, least of all my friend, who is routinely made richer for just for enduring a little cut that heals in less than a minute.
August 29th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
The V trade disgusts me. I hate it. My first problem is with how the vampire’s blood is obtained. Some of the V that makes it onto the ‘red’ market comes from vampires who have been captured and tortured. Most of these captured vampires could have avoided this situation had they been less like Chuck here> http://bloodcopy.com/?p=1124 Nevertheless, the thought that young vampires are being abused like this for the sake of the gratification of human junkies disturbs me a great deal. Less disturbing, but troubling still, is the fact that some of the V comes from willing suppliers. To sell one’s blood is demeaning not only for the vampire selling it but for all vampires. I think that for a vampire to stoop so low is a sign of poor mentoring by his/her maker. But this is no excuse for selling out your kind.
My second problem is with the destination of the V. I still remember the days when a human had to earn the right to drink his masters blood; after providing loyal companionship and daytime services. Nowadays, all a human has to do to have sip of V is pay for it with money?! Vampire’s blood used to be a gift; a reward. Now it’s a commodity?! Humans who have never been in the same room as a vampire get to get high on vampire’s blood?! Hell no! Not if I can help it. Any human I find dealing V will be punished. But I am an equal opportunity punisher. If I find a vampire involved in the V trade, believe me, he/she will be dealt with as well. I am at the moment investigating the V trade in my own kingdom and If I find out that a vampire in my kingdom is involved in this abomination the magister need not me called.
August 29th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
King, now your talking.
August 29th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Vampire threats are overrated. Despite all their talk, there are less than a dozen vamps for every million people. Those few who do exist can’t investigate at all during the day, when most human trading is done.
Even at night, they have to spend a lot of time fending off territorial fights with other vampires, and apparently other supernatural creatures as well.
As a result, in practice, investigations from vampires really amounts to one guy running around a vast territory every few nights hoping to get incredibly lucky and catch someone in the act.
In short, your chances of being caught using V are less than your chances of being struck by lightning repeatedly.
August 29th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
King, I totally agree.
August 29th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
@Marilyn: I just find it disturbing when there are well known, respected… and powerful Vampires out there decrying the wrongs brought about by the V trade perpetuates while they are in fact profiting off of it! Sheriffs and Royalty alike.
That said…
@KingofJamaica: *rolls eyes*
You sound just as violent and intolerant as the area and humans your name suggests you hold domain over. I doubt you are who you claim anyhow. Don’t you have a blood bath or some political event to attend and look dreadfully bored while doing so?
August 30th, 2009 at 2:42 am
@Charlotte says: Oddly enough. I have heard of vampires who are looking for an extra buck and will tap themselves. Crazy times we live in.
Yeah, I was wondering what could/must happen to those vampires that sell their blood, knowing of the risk for humans?.
Has been considered to do something about that?.
August 30th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
@ john doe - vampires forever can feel a connection to whoever has had there blood, no matter how little it is. I think you greatly underestimate the chance of being caught in the act. Take it from someone who knows that.
-ASF
August 30th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
@Jay - Jay Jay Jay… VuuV If you have information about any vampire authority involved in the V trade it is your responsibility to see to it that the magister of your region gets it. I assume you are in North America. I know for a fact that the magister of the North American territories has views about the V trade not unlike mine and would leap at the opportunity to deal with any authority involved in it; be they kings, queens, or sheriffs. If you are too *fearful* to do this you may give the information to me and I will make sure it reaches trustworthy authorities in your region. ok? We cannot allow such hypocrisy and corruption to persist. However, from your previous statement I suspect that it would not be in your best interest to bring forward this information as you seem to be a supplier of V yourself (or in some other way a facilitator of the V trade) and would not want to incriminate yourself.
Am I violent? Of course I am. I am a vampire. Forgive me for being sired in times long before the great revelation (the great mistake) when stakes and silver chains were more familiar with passive vampires than violent ones. My survival is a testament to the violence I am capable of. I make no apology for this and I’m certainly not going to meet the sun over anything that I’ve done. But intolerant I am not! I cannot say this is true for all the vampires in my dominion but none dare violate my decrees against intolerance. I definitely do not speak for the humans or the human authorities.
How dare you question my authority?! Mi a di bloodcl**t king a Jamaica an di Cayman Islands! Who di r**s you tink you is fi doubt me?! As di human dem se, back you sh*t down! Had you said that to my face you would have been drained on the spot. I have little tolerance for (so-called) vampires who openly question my authority. VuuV
p.s. I try to involve myself as little as possible in the human politics of my kingdom.
@John Doe - My friend you seriously underrate our numbers and the level of organisation in modern vampire society. We are not the savages we once were. We’re not werewolves. Do you really think my investigation consists of me roaming the streets of Kingston after dark hoping to find a V dealer? No my friend. I am a King. I have the investigative force of hundreds of vampires as well as a hoard of humans (working in the day) at my disposal. Luckily my kingdom is relatively small with a handful of major cities. I already have a few leads and I expect to make a breakthrough very soon. Please understand that we are not looking for the users, only the dealers. I’ve found that they are much easier to find than being struck by lightening once.
August 30th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
@KingofJamaica
Before I was turned I was a dedicated marijuana enthusiast, not an addict… In light of that I view the war on drugs in general as messy, fiscally irresponsible and based on moral outrage that someone can do something harmless to others in general and that the majority can’t because of stigma associated with it. My reluctance to join the bandwagon is simply due to never being exposed to or knowing a vampire that was foolish enough to let himself/herself be drained for their blood. I simply do not associate with foolish vampires who do that and I find it hard to believe it possible unless that individual was turned yesterday. Heh. Perhaps they deserve it if their maker didn’t teach them the proper methods to protect themselves.
That said, I will say I am not a supplier of V. I loathe interaction with humans in general and giving them my blood is not in my interests at all. I’d rather drink from a more special variety if you get my drift. We both are old enough to know there’s better tasting things out there.
I did not mean to disrespect, I am well aware that anyone could claim to be anyone on the internet and with the miracles of modern science it could be virtually impossible to track down someone who knows how to hack, let alone a vampire who knows how to hack and has had years to do so. Your command over Jamaican Patois is more evidence in your favor though, so to you King, I ask for your forgiveness for the slight.
It makes me almost feel happy to know that there is some vampire royalty out there that simply sticks with vampire issues and isn’t trying to control the humans in their domain. It is rather surprising too… like the rumors of vampire royalty marrying each other.
August 30th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
You know the old saying then Jay.
The only blood better than virgin blood is baby blood.
I will be back, some punks have been egging houses and doing donuts in peoples lawns in my neighborhood. I think Im going to leave them shrivled and empty, and remember my fellow blood suckers , never drink the last drop.
- A very hungry ASF
August 30th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Oh, and as to the King of Jamaica , I might be visiting some time soon, should I arrange with you, or one of your Sheriffs? Since its such a small area, do you even have sheriffs?
-ASF
August 30th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
way I see it, most V is gotten by willing Vampires
Think about it. If I am scumbag drug dealer, I can either buy blood from a vampire I know who may not be high on morals
Or I can track a vampire down and take it. Now that is no easy task, I need silver, chains, a place to hold then, maybe have to learn some kung fu and carry a sword.
Now all this is a big pain in the butt. I am guessing you guys arent that easy to capture. So I bet a lot of it come from vampire giving their blood at a profit.
CRAZY YOU SAY
But do the younger Vampire really respect about Vampire AUTHORITY or do they just FEAR it
I knew this Vampire who was turn 10 years ago. He told be a story of how he ounce had to see this guy called the magister
Apparenly he the judge of vampire
My friend told me this so called judge work out of a JUNK YARD, and what my friend said look like a PIMP CANE
He said there was this lady in a leather Jacket whipping people. It was like a David Lynch film
That crazy MAD MAX stuff may fly with some of the century year old vampire but do youger ones really respect the older vampire
the younger ones may feel “Hey its my body, I should be able to do what I want with it”
I mean humans offer themselves to vampire, why not vice Versa
And about HUNTING the human who saling V
Sure..you can do that. What if you get caught killing them. Think the Law will be cool with vampire deciding drug dealing a death sentence
Maybe your not affraid of the cops. Find what if they try to arrest you, will you fight them. One get killed and then what. Sending vampires out to QUESTION peope and bust heads going to get people attention.
Really all some cops need is a SUNNY DAY to take some vampire down. This not to say the humans will win the fight ultimatly at the end
But it WILL be a fight. so dont get to ahead of yourself when talking about Payback
and your not as SECRETIVE as you think. I mean the things I heard about the children of the sun incident. Not everyone Vampire sherif seem to have MEN IN BLACK level secretcy
August 31st, 2009 at 7:22 am
I’ll tell you what’s really dumb - that some people still aren’t using DubLi to do their shopping. Or even book their vacation - even a vampire has to admit that this - http://us.dubli.com/The-New-York-Spygame__3_2913?gmt=-60 - is pretty freaking awesome! I don’t see my local travel agent going that extra mile….
August 31st, 2009 at 4:43 pm
I’ve wondered if any V addicts have formed some twisted symbiotic relationship with vampires - vampires feed on them, vampire feeds them, and while the power dynamics of literally being a blood-addicted human pet are disturbing, it’s got to happen somewhere.
September 1st, 2009 at 2:50 am
@Jay - Granted. I understand where you are coming from now. While the human (especially the US)’war on drugs’ may be as you describe I support it for one reason only. It tries (in vain) to keep the food supply clean. 21st century man has enough pollutants in his blood stream as it is. The quality of my meals has declined over the centuries. A friend of mine in the US; a queen, has actually had to import humans from less industrialised countries in order to get good quality meals. I must ask her which mail order meal service she uses. The point is I couldn’t care less what narcotics (other than V) humans put in their bodies so long as I don’t have to taste it while I feed. Junkies don’t start rejoicing. I’ll feed on anyone if I’m hungry enough.
September 1st, 2009 at 4:09 am
@ASF - Mannas an respec breda. You are most welcomed to visit my kingdom. Let me know when you will be flying in and I’ll have one of my underlings meet you at the airport (if you’re using an aeroplane) and escourt you to my court. For security reasons (local FoTS affiliated churches) I cannot tell you the location of the royal nest here. Nor can I give much detail about the organisation of my kingdom save to say I have quite a few sheriffs under my command.
September 1st, 2009 at 10:56 pm
As a breather with a lot of health problems, I have to wonder if vampires ever willingly share or sell their blood for the sake of healing others as a way of returning the favour. After all, humans often willingly share their blood with vampires. Could there ever be a kind of peaceful ballance in trading so that both life forms could benefit?
September 2nd, 2009 at 5:23 pm
charlotte, I have heard that too.
BTW: a couple of vamps I know told me that is automatically
staking for a vamp
if they are caught selling V to humans or having humans sell the V for them.
anyone know if that is true?
September 4th, 2009 at 11:54 am
Dearest Knox,
Such mutual assistance of one another has been going on for some time. It is however, not often spoken of. As it is often seen as a very private thing. Such as, for example, when one gives a friend some money to help them with a complication of life. It is something that is done in private, to retain the dignity of all involved.
September 4th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
I’ve seen a population survey performed by a reputable vampire. The vampire population of Louisiana, just to pick a random state, is 43. And that’s with Louisiana having an unusually high number of vamps for its size. Other states have an even lower vamp-to-human ratio.
Even if every one of them constantly patrolled for the Queen, that number would be pitifully inadequate to catch a V user more than once in a blue moon. And of course they don’t all work for the Queen or sheriff. Most of them just go about their unlives most of the time. At any given time, no more than a dozen vampires are actively working for a Queen/sheriff.
As I said before, your chances of being caught at this are less than that of being struck by lightning. V heals. V helps you work the long hours that are needed to succeed in the current depressed economy. V usage will continue, and the rantings of a few old relics bragging about their power aren’t going to even slow it down.
September 4th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
you sure it’s 43?
I heard it was like 120 or so that are in louisiana.
in dallas and ft. worth area alone there is like at least 200
but that number could be less considering the FOTS attack a few weeks back.
I heard a few vamps got scared or moved elsewhere cause of that incident.
September 4th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Haa haha DWL Humans are so not gullible. You don’t fall for every propaganda we put out there. 43 vampires in the whole kingdom of Louisiana? Sure. Please note, the survey you’re referring to is not a brilliantly orchestrated misinformation campaign designed and implemented by a loyal subject of the Queen (a reputable vampire). LOL
And I’m allergic to garlic and holy water too. Wow! The queen of Louisiana’s incredibly lucky if you ask me. I only have 12 vampires in my kingdom. ROTFLOL I say, “Knock knock!” and the glass mirror answers, “who’s there?” then I say, “Not my reflection that’s who.” Jejejejejeje! Woooi mi belly! No sa, unu fool no backside. DWLOL ROTFLMAO
September 6th, 2009 at 8:52 am
Dearest John Doe,
One must remember, if there are human’s out there that do not endure or trust the census being taken of them. How much more so would the Vampire prefer to not be numbered. Think dear. If accurately numbered it may cause the humans to panic, as they are well known for doing. That is there nature. Not to mention that many vampires, are travelers. It would be difficult to keep track of them with such a dull tool, even if they wanted to be known.
In the words of my father:
” Use your head not your bum”
September 8th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
is this all real….?!?!?
October 25th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
If some human comes up and tries to drain me id snap em like a twig. Humans are the intended prey anyway. But hey, mabey im just baised.
December 14th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
IS THIS REAL, ARE VAMPIRES , REAL BLOODSUCKING VAMPIRES WITH FANGS AND ABILITY TO CHARM YOU INTO ANYTHING ARE THEY REALLY AMONG US, ARE THEY REAL,?
January 5th, 2010 at 3:27 pm
Why wont just one of you louisiana vampires or any vampire thats goodlooking anyway(male please) come make me a believer. Not talking about silly humans who think that they are vampire just because they are lost from this world so they cut on their friends, im talking to REAL vampires here.I have been here in louisiana all of my life and never even once came across an inkling of a feeling that anyone even in new orleans was a real undead vampire. So if you are real undead vampire, able to glamor me then what are you waiting for, where are you and why would you hide from one who is willing to work with you, of course if your real? I never said i want to be a vampire so dont mistake me, i said make me a believer.. I am just here in louisiana, lafayette louisiana that is, well near enough to lafayette, where are you, do you ever hang out on jefferson street on fridays or saturdays, if not , why? Thats where you might find me. But of course i doubt any of you REAL vampires will ever find me. Because you say you dont hang out with humans, whatever. That is nonsence. Be brave, i mean i know this site is just based on a series for HBO . but it got the attention of REAL vampires so, go along with it vampires, work toward getting your rights. Be brave and come hang out on jefferson st downtown lafayette la. Clubs all the way down jefferson. I will make you a deal, if you can deal? My deal is this, if you can find me, then if your glamor works on me, i’ll be ok with you biting me, if your glamor does not work then you have to buy my drinks for the rest of that night. Any serious takers, come you know you just cant resist a challenge, especially when blood is involved. Come on down all vamps welcome, invited what else can i say to get you so hot and interested that you WILL come here and deal with me. Just want proof for my own mind that you are indeed what you claim to be. We will have a great time come on over…